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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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The vessel's going and there's like a disruption like you feel it like, like almost like it goes over a heavy speed bump.

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Everybody else feel that?

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Yeah, it's bumpy.

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I don't know. This is a new territory for me.

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It's feeling, it feels different, though.

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There's a wash of energy that fills through the vessel.

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And what you don't see, but the camera kind of zooms out of the ship and up above the ocean is you've passed through this barrier and on the other side of this barrier is bright sunlight, a green forested island, and clean,

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clear, breathable air as we look over the island of Mastika.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.

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He, him also with me today is Tom Laird.

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He, him playing a bunch of characters, all of which go by he, him, Telgir, Heavyfoot, and also Moot.

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Oh, and Flint and Bort and probably some more as well.

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So many.

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I'm playing all of them. They're all of the characters.

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Yeah. And with us is Carla Maxted.

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She, her. I will also be playing multiple characters.

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Most of the still living ones.

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Well, it's good to, you know, qualify.

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I don't want to set up any expectations.

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I am playing Glim or Super Glim, as I'm calling her, and also Yen Bull, Nury, and they both go by she, her.

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And maybe she's found the voice.

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It's Amy More.

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We'll have to find out.

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Yes, she, her, and I am playing only two characters, which I feel like I'm probably slacking in terms of the amount of characters being played.

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But I'm playing Thea Amastasia, she, her, and I am playing Super Sully, he, him.

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It's important to distinguish between the very baby and the...

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Russ, if you could just, yeah, if you could just dub me back in saying Super Moot, that'd be great.

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All right, just give me a clean Super Moot.

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Super Moot.

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Yeah, perfect.

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It's really how I have to have my character sheets different so that I'm not like, what am I?

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Oh.

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Oh, right.

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And it's great to have you all here, all of you being all of your characters.

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They're happy to be here too, Russ.

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Thank you.

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It's nice to have you, Russ More, the human here also.

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Indeed.

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Not us three, apparently.

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Just the characters.

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Yeah, no, no, just the characters.

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But it's also nice to see all of you and do this thing that we're doing, which is playing all of the characters all of the time.

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It's like we're all our own DMs of our own little universe.

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I hope everybody's keeping up.

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It's like that Bo Burnham song.

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A little bit of everything all of the time.

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Exactly.

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And where you can get a little bit of everything all the time is over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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You're welcome.

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There's a little bit of everything over there.

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Like when you become a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Today's patron being the person that gets the episode dedicated is Dakota Hitchner.

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Dakota, thank you so much.

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Thanks, Dakota.

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Thanks so much, Dakota.

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Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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We hope to see you over there.

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It's a great time.

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And now, fuck it, let's play.

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Everyone being the refuge and resistance from formerly known as Waterdeep,

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city of Orcus, Castle Orcus, has made it to the remote islands of Mastika.

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After having a long and harrowed battle with an undead kraken,

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they breached through what could only be described as a barrier from the darkness,

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found themselves coming up and seeing lush green forests,

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a sky that is filled with the warmest sunlight,

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and a group of people who have found this place or been on this place when it was established.

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All of you have come ashore and have spent the last couple days resting and recuperating

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and everybody eating and sleeping.

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Sleeping, the first time in a long time for many of these people having been living in a sewer

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for years, sleeping a full night's rest.

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We join Mook, Glim, and Sully who are stretching and leaving their lean-to tents,

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taking in the fresh crisp morning air coming off the ocean breeze.

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Oh man, I think that was the best sleep I had in years.

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Me too, that was amazing.

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The only thing that's kind of a little bit weighing on my conscience,

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do you guys mind if I confess something?

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Oh, sure, yeah, by all means.

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I think I was a bit of a jerk.

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How so?

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In fact, I definitely was totally a jerk.

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Well, hold on, you?

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No, I don't believe it.

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Well, like-

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No, guys, seriously, Thea hates me.

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So I probably need to like, oh, I made a bad impression.

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Wait, hold on, did you make her read the pamphlet?

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She doesn't look like someone who reads a pamphlet.

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Oh man, I wish I still had pamphlets around.

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I bet maybe in here somewhere.

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I don't think it was a bad impression.

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It was a high pressure situation, there was a lot going on.

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Well, yeah, I'm sure that it was nothing.

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That's really, it's so nice of you guys to say that, but I definitely,

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if we see her and she doesn't just like totally avoid me,

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I probably, I'll try to apologize at some point if we see her and it seems like-

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Yeah, okay, yeah, can we not do that awkward thing

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sometimes where like somebody is all like passive aggressive and stuff?

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Because I mean, they're really,

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I can't think of anything that you could have done that would,

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I mean, does she still have both her eyes?

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She does, so it can't be that bad.

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Yeah, she still has both her eyes.

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Yeah, she does still, you make a, you make a good point.

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We cut across the camp as we see Thea and Yenbul rounding a bend

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and coming into this open clearing who see Moot, Glim, and Sully across the way.

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Ah, shit, here she comes, it's gonna be awkward.

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Oh, hey, Yenbul?

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Yeah?

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Have you like talked a lot to Glim?

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It's Glim.

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Glim, have you talked, have you?

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Well, yes.

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She's very nice.

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Really?

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I know that she made a bit of a bad impression with you, was a real jerk.

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Okay, I feel better that you just said that.

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Because I was thinking that she was being kind of a jerk

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telling me not to do magic and everything like that.

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And then she went ahead and did magic.

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And I'm not saying that magic's my thing,

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because I know magic's a lot of people's thing.

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Um, but magic's like my thing.

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What else?

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Like, I mean, sure, I can shoot a bow sometimes.

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And I'm not trying to be self-conscious or anything.

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I'm not thinking she's coming in here stealing my thunder.

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It's just like, it was kind of, it was rude, right?

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Well, yes, it was rude.

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And I think that high stress, high stress situation, that was the problem.

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She's been very sweet since we've been here.

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I think you should, if she approaches you, perhaps try.

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Okay.

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Yeah, well, I'm not going to go putting my nose in there because it was weird.

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And I'm not going to force a friendship.

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I'm not, it has to happen naturally.

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Of course.

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And I just, you know, I wanted some reassurance that I was no reacting, you know?

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Because I mean, nobody owns magic.

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But I mean, like, she was acting like she owned magic.

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Well, I think she thinks she owns Bahamut.

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He's not, that's not quite right.

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But he is her number one god, missing, comes back, is maybe made her a bit crazy.

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Well, I get it.

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Well, like, I mean, I don't get it.

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I mean, he's really old, but whatever they, you know.

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I don't think you're misunderstanding.

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I don't think, um...

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We cut to the medical tent.

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No, no.

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Let's talk about the relationship.

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I love leaving on a misunderstanding.

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Yeah, Thea thinks we're fucking.

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We cut to a small makeshift medical tent in this town where Telgir and Leosin

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and a couple other of the refugees are looking over the wounded

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and unconscious.

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Primarily being Bahamut, Grancis and Flint,

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all of which are still remaining in an unconscious comatose state.

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Don't we have any idea at all when these three are waking up?

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I mean, I was hoping that it would be soon.

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We've been here for a couple days.

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There's been no real improvement in Flint.

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Um, Grancis has stirred, which is a promising sign.

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It was weird that he mumbled something about pancakes when he stirred.

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Like, what's all that about?

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Well, you didn't really know, you didn't know Grancis.

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He was sucked into the abyss long before we crossed paths.

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Grancis is a bit of a connoisseur of the morning baked goods.

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Morning baked goods almost exclusively.

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So pancakes, muffins, flat waffles.

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So he bakes his pancakes?

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Yes.

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These must be some special pancakes.

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Well, it's more of a I feel like a magical convection is he would explain it so much better.

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Okay, I'll I'll take your word for it.

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Yes, of course.

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But when he wakes up, I want some of these baked pancakes.

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The first thing I've been awake for two minutes.

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Get in the kitchen.

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The first thing I'm sure he will do is present people with pancakes.

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Well, I mean, it does sound like from what you've said, that's his whole deal.

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It's what the fans want.

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Yeah, I just I just want we bonded.

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I just want to check on the old guy.

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So great news.

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Do you have great news?

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Oh, we're here for great news.

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Well, the great news, yes, the great.

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We do have great news is that we do.

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The the lovely people here in in Brightcliffs have allowed us to stay and take care of our wounded.

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Oh, well, that is great news.

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That is great news.

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Yes, it is great news.

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There's some been some movement in Grancis.

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Are they at the old guy?

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Bahamut is he how's how's the pulse check there?

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I mean, still slow and weak like it was when we got here.

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At least the one guy showing some improvement.

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These other two, I don't know.

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I'm I'm sure it's a bit more color in his in his in his cheeks.

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No.

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Well, yeah, but that's just because I was like pinching them.

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Yes.

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Well, but a good sign that blood flow is happening.

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God's have blood flow.

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Yes.

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I mean, that was that's one explanation for it.

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Yeah.

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When he's corporeal, I guess he has like a pulse and blood flow.

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Yes.

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And stuff.

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Yeah.

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Well, I got like a God question.

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Oh, I have been waiting.

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Oh, don't get so excited.

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It's probably just okay.

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I'll let Glim lead.

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Okay, I'm ready.

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So right now he is corporeal, right?

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So let's just say he dies.

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Not saying he's gonna, but let's say he's not.

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Well, no.

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So, for example.

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Okay.

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Yes.

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Just hypothetical.

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He dies, but he's a God.

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So does his just corporeal form die and then he is just his spiritual form?

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And if so, should we just kill him, release his godly spirit

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and just like fucking let that just fix everything?

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These are the questions I have.

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I have a dagger if we need it.

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Or if you want to do it in a more like, you know, religious kind of way,

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like we could, I don't know, grot him or a drowning,

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which would kind of be like a baptism, but not quite or.

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Right.

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Here is what I think.

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If there was no orcas destroying the world, killing all the magic,

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disappearing the gods,

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then I think you're a little bit right.

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I mean, Bahamad is eternal and wouldn't just be gone forever.

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But, but, but, but, but.

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Sully was like pulling a dagger.

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I'm just like inching towards his bed.

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But this is not normal times.

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00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:28,800
This is this is he's a refugee from a secret prison.

249
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:32,080
I mean, this might be the last little bit of him.

250
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:36,879
So I think we really just need to try and get this guy back awake.

251
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:42,240
Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with the dragon lady there.

252
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:46,800
I think if this form is gone, he might be gone altogether.

253
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,040
OK, well, I wasn't going to do it without asking.

254
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,400
It wasn't going to be like one of those.

255
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,759
I thought it was a good idea.

256
00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:54,000
I just, you know, what one to put it out there.

257
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,560
It's me, Sullivan slight, asking the asking the hard questions.

258
00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:58,800
Right.

259
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,759
Who else is going to ask if we should kill Glim's god?

260
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:06,000
It's good that you ask these questions, Sully, because otherwise, how do we know?

261
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,560
That's right.

262
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,200
We don't know.

263
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:09,680
And like, who knows?

264
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:16,000
This could be Orcus's way of keeping him hailed hostage here on Earth,

265
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,520
not being able to help anybody.

266
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:21,520
Moon makes a note to watch Sully went around Bahamut's body.

267
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,360
And also the movie Dogma.

268
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,160
It's good film.

269
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,000
So what can we do?

270
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,240
I've been obviously praying.

271
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:35,519
I have been working out in a prayerful way.

272
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,519
Maybe there's a magic fruit we could get him.

273
00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:39,600
Yes.

274
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,919
Is there something like we could do?

275
00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:42,560
Like a quest?

276
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,480
Could we go get a magic fruit?

277
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,519
This is a great idea, Sully.

278
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:46,960
Like a MacGuffin of sorts.

279
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,360
Is there something that...

280
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,440
Do you have any idea?

281
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,799
Or is it just, you know...

282
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:55,519
I think we just feel like we need to do something, right?

283
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,240
Yeah, I'd like to do something.

284
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,600
If we could have a checklist of some kind.

285
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,440
No, yes, of course.

286
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:07,440
Well, I don't know if there's a magical fruit.

287
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:11,680
I don't know what is exactly native to this region.

288
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,960
You could perhaps go talk to the town council.

289
00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:20,240
See if there is anything of that sort that they are aware of.

290
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,120
Or maybe don't...

291
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,800
Sit around with the thumbs up our asses?

292
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,639
No, let's go to the town council.

293
00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:27,920
Maybe don't kill him.

294
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:28,960
I...

295
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,920
Listen, I'm not gonna...

296
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,200
I know, just hypothetical posing the situation.

297
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,800
You're one of the...

298
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,120
Sully, that's what I value most about you on the team,

299
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,920
is that you put these questions out into the ether

300
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,160
with a look in your eye of...

301
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,560
You could follow through with them.

302
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,440
Well, yeah, but I got these two to keep me in check, huh?

303
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,480
I mean, he nods over, huh?

304
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:56,160
Yeah.

305
00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:58,879
Also, I don't think Glen would ever talk to me again.

306
00:16:58,879 --> 00:17:00,079
That would just hurt my feelings.

307
00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:01,839
Of course.

308
00:17:01,839 --> 00:17:02,240
It's true.

309
00:17:03,039 --> 00:17:06,399
Perhaps, perhaps you go visit the town council.

310
00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:13,119
Tulki and I will continue monitoring for signs that he is...

311
00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:20,000
He is coming to, watching his aura, and hoping...

312
00:17:20,879 --> 00:17:22,799
Has anyone tried kissing him?

313
00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:26,319
Has anyone tried kissing him?

314
00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,599
Not that I am aware of.

315
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:28,559
I don't know.

316
00:17:28,559 --> 00:17:29,200
I don't know.

317
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:31,440
That's just sticky territory.

318
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,319
He's asleep.

319
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,680
He doesn't know what's happening.

320
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,279
He can't exactly consent.

321
00:17:35,279 --> 00:17:35,839
Exactly.

322
00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:37,279
It's probably not...

323
00:17:37,279 --> 00:17:38,720
I read stories about it,

324
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:41,599
and it used to wake people up in towers and stuff.

325
00:17:41,599 --> 00:17:43,599
So, I don't know.

326
00:17:43,599 --> 00:17:45,919
If you get desperate and put it in your back pocket.

327
00:17:45,919 --> 00:17:46,639
Yes, of course.

328
00:17:49,519 --> 00:17:50,879
We won't say never,

329
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:56,000
and I'm sure, being a god, he might see the humor in it

330
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,520
if it doesn't work.

331
00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:02,720
I imagine a little spirit form of Bahamut standing right next to him.

332
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:04,720
Probably being like...

333
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,320
Just pull the...

334
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,680
Just do this, and then...

335
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:08,960
Kiss me.

336
00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:09,360
Kiss me.

337
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,480
Or like, you know, just release me from this mortal form.

338
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,840
Yeah, those are two, like,

339
00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:20,559
Well, I just wanted to get some variety, right?

340
00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:22,639
I'm just giving some variety.

341
00:18:22,639 --> 00:18:24,319
Okay, so the town council then, right?

342
00:18:24,879 --> 00:18:25,679
I'm gonna exit.

343
00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:26,399
It's just not a...

344
00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:28,879
Ooh, a lot of feelings in this tent.

345
00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:30,240
We'll stay and monitor,

346
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,519
and you'll be the first to know.

347
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,919
I think you should tell Glenn first, though.

348
00:18:35,439 --> 00:18:37,439
I'll be back in like two to three hours.

349
00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:40,399
Probably, you know, you see me every two to three hours.

350
00:18:40,399 --> 00:18:42,319
So, see you soon.

351
00:18:42,319 --> 00:18:44,159
One of us will be here, right, Tallgear?

352
00:18:44,159 --> 00:18:44,799
Of course.

353
00:18:44,879 --> 00:18:47,039
Making sure nobody else kisses Bahamut.

354
00:18:48,159 --> 00:18:49,440
Or cuts his throat.

355
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:49,940
Or...

356
00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:51,680
Or that.

357
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,960
I was implying that...

358
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,480
Both suggested by Sully.

359
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,159
Both were suggested by Sullivan Slyte.

360
00:18:56,159 --> 00:18:58,000
I'm gonna end up on some sort of blacklist.

361
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,879
Come on, you guys, let's go.

362
00:18:59,759 --> 00:19:00,879
Let's just go.

363
00:19:00,879 --> 00:19:02,960
I think that they forgot that I took care of him

364
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,879
while all you guys were fighting that weird squid.

365
00:19:06,399 --> 00:19:07,680
As the three of you leave the tent,

366
00:19:08,559 --> 00:19:11,039
you hear their footsteps fade off,

367
00:19:11,039 --> 00:19:14,319
and Leosun looks to Tallgear and says,

368
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:18,399
well, let's just make sure Sully doesn't come back in alone.

369
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,759
Yeah, I've already let the guards know about that.

370
00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:27,279
Yes. Swap the claws on everybody's head there.

371
00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:30,799
I will go get us some food, okay?

372
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,879
Perfect.

373
00:19:32,879 --> 00:19:36,399
Tallgear walks over and begins changing cold compresses

374
00:19:36,399 --> 00:19:39,519
and checking mirrors and pauses on Flint

375
00:19:39,519 --> 00:19:42,720
and holds the mirror up to his nose and watches,

376
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:47,440
and you don't see a sign of breath for a while.

377
00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:51,519
Long enough that it gives you start

378
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:56,079
and then there's a sudden jolt

379
00:19:58,079 --> 00:20:01,120
where his eyes open and then quickly close

380
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,480
and his breath starts back up again.

381
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,880
And we fade to a scene in a tavern.

382
00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:14,960
Bort and Flint seated at the table,

383
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,400
staring at each other, drinks half finished.

384
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,880
Well, what's next?

385
00:20:21,759 --> 00:20:24,480
What makes you think I know what's next?

386
00:20:26,319 --> 00:20:27,920
Dreamwalker, right?

387
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,720
That's what you call me.

388
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,720
You think I'm the dreamwalker.

389
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,600
Maybe we're both stuck in a dream, friend.

390
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,839
Okay, well then what's next for the both of us?

391
00:20:37,839 --> 00:20:41,039
Well, my dream was very different from your dream,

392
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:42,000
and they merged.

393
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,039
So how do we make that happen?

394
00:20:45,599 --> 00:20:51,920
Maybe to the point where we wake up.

395
00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:54,079
I know we're both in the same body.

396
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,440
That could be difficult.

397
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:02,559
Yeah, what was the state you were in?

398
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,399
Do you even remember?

399
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:07,440
I don't know.

400
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:14,400
I kind of remember flying pyramid and that's about it.

401
00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:17,360
Is there anybody that you-

402
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,200
Oh, and dragon scales.

403
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,120
I had scales all over my body.

404
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,279
Good, good sign.

405
00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:24,960
And he looks down at his arms.

406
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:29,039
He himself covered, of course, in dragon scales, being a dragonborn.

407
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,360
You without dragon scales.

408
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:37,039
That's probably not a great sign for you.

409
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,960
As yourself.

410
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,559
Is there anybody in this- where were we again?

411
00:21:43,279 --> 00:21:44,799
I mean, I don't know.

412
00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:47,519
There's some clerics in Mithril Hall, but-

413
00:21:47,519 --> 00:21:47,840
Sure.

414
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,960
Are they still here if we're in this dream world?

415
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,120
I mean, I guess there's only one way to find out.

416
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,160
Yeah, yeah, you're right.

417
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,680
Okay, I guess we don't even need to finish our drink.

418
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,240
Let's just go.

419
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,320
Yeah, I guess you got it.

420
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,640
Money just appears on the table.

421
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,600
The two of them get up and head down towards the temple

422
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:11,760
as we fade into this large- the largest building in this village.

423
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,360
It is domed.

424
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:23,360
There is a long red dyed carpet that leads from the door

425
00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:28,800
all the way up to three large thrones, one of them being

426
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,960
a little bit larger, a lot larger than the other two.

427
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:39,279
There are crude paintings on the wall that look like a child did them,

428
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:45,519
of various Tabaxi-looking character.

429
00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:52,960
And Mooklim and Sully open the doors to this and enter in

430
00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:57,519
to this large empty throne room.

431
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,400
Like the echo of your footsteps rings out throughout this

432
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:08,640
and a younger person comes walking out from a back room and says,

433
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:12,480
oh, hello, hello, you're some of the travelers, yes?

434
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:14,960
That is correct.

435
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,880
Yes, yes, we are.

436
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,600
I'm Cedric, I'm the hand to the king.

437
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,800
What can I do for you?

438
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,480
Are you the right hand or the left hand?

439
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,759
He holds up his hands.

440
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,600
Which one's the better one?

441
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:34,320
That's a good question, I'm not sure.

442
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:39,040
Yeah, I guess we don't know your customs, so I guess.

443
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,400
Customs are fluid here in Brightcliffs.

444
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,960
Sometimes I have a job and sometimes I don't.

445
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:54,160
But I always get paid every week, so at least they're consistent that way.

446
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,360
Perhaps you are both hands.

447
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,120
That could be, that could be.

448
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,640
I am both hands to the king.

449
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:05,280
You've come for something, to profess something, to do something.

450
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:07,520
Check a box.

451
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,120
Do you have something or would you like to receive something from the king?

452
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,280
Is this more of like that left hand, right hand situation?

453
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:19,280
Yeah, it doesn't exactly fit into one of those.

454
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,600
Is there an other checkbox that we could?

455
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,400
I'd say receive because we're looking for information.

456
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,080
We are looking, yes, for information.

457
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,360
Receive information, all right.

458
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,680
He pulls out a clipboard, receive information.

459
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,200
And sorry, I haven't met everybody and remembered everybody's names yet.

460
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:33,760
You are?

461
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,080
I'm Glim.

462
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:36,960
Glim.

463
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,600
Moot.

464
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:38,400
Moot.

465
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,120
Sully.

466
00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,000
Sully, okay.

467
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,200
And it was Cedric, right?

468
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:42,480
Cedric, yes.

469
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:47,280
Yes, I am the hand, aka the intern here.

470
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:54,000
And could you just very quickly just remind me of the name of the king?

471
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:57,839
Oh yes, yes, he prefers to just be referred to as king,

472
00:24:57,839 --> 00:25:00,480
but others know him as King Opalite Brightcliffs.

473
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:06,240
Also, if you could steer me to your intern memorial wall.

474
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,240
How do you know about the intern memorial wall?

475
00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:11,920
I've heard of these things from our travels around before.

476
00:25:14,559 --> 00:25:15,279
Of course, yes.

477
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:21,200
It has its own domicile, its own building, just a few down.

478
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,119
So it's more than just the one wall?

479
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,160
Well, it covers all four walls, yes.

480
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,800
Okay, so being an intern currently yourself,

481
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,040
does that give you any cause for concern?

482
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,320
Well, I'm the hand.

483
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:37,040
I'm the hand, not solely an intern.

484
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,080
They changed the name recently.

485
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,240
Is there also a hand memorial wall?

486
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,100
No.

487
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,000
Okay, just curious.

488
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,360
Hey, maybe you'll be the first.

489
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,960
Ooh, the Cedric hand memorial wall.

490
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,480
They could name it after you.

491
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,000
I don't think I understand what memorial is.

492
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,280
Let me just go get the king,

493
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,240
and maybe he'll have the information you're looking for.

494
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,720
Cedric quickly runs back out, and you're left alone in this chamber.

495
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,840
Can I go look more at the art on the wall?

496
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,680
Yeah, the tapestries and things like that.

497
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,400
Let's see them.

498
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,480
You go look at the art, and they all,

499
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:19,600
as you get closer to them and examine them a little more closely,

500
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,640
at a distance and a glance,

501
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,320
they could be different to Baxi.

502
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:28,160
But they are, as you get closer,

503
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:31,759
have very similar features, just in different outfits.

504
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,840
Some pirate, some more just common villager,

505
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:40,480
one in a very colorful, like new wave vibe,

506
00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:44,560
long flowing mullet and keytar.

507
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:45,680
Love it.

508
00:26:47,759 --> 00:26:51,280
And more of these scenes just all around.

509
00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:58,079
One where this Tabaxi is dressed up as what looks to be a knoll,

510
00:26:58,079 --> 00:27:01,920
and as you're kind of perusing them and walking around

511
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,240
and just getting a lay of the land,

512
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,519
the door to this other room opens up,

513
00:27:07,519 --> 00:27:10,879
and you hear a voice echo out into it and says,

514
00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:14,160
Yes, yes, you've come to see me.

515
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,799
I am the king, Opal A. Brightcliff's here.

516
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,319
What can I do for you?

517
00:27:18,319 --> 00:27:21,439
He jumps up and over the throne and lands down,

518
00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:23,759
just like legs up on the armrest,

519
00:27:23,759 --> 00:27:25,599
just noodling on the keytar.

520
00:27:29,759 --> 00:27:34,799
It's really great to meet you, Your Highness.

521
00:27:34,799 --> 00:27:35,519
Yeah, lovely to meet you.

522
00:27:35,519 --> 00:27:37,039
It's nice to have you in my town here.

523
00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:39,119
It's a nice place, isn't it?

524
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,960
I hear it's really bad still out there.

525
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,960
Oh, yeah, it's, this is just wonderful.

526
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,879
Yes, not great, not great.

527
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,920
You must be a really good leader

528
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:53,440
to have maintained the safety and beauty of your town.

529
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,600
Thank you. Yes, I am.

530
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,680
I noticed this is, are these all you?

531
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,720
Are just strong family resemblance?

532
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,000
Yes, they are all me.

533
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,240
Wow, so you haven't just been a king.

534
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,920
You've had a very varied career.

535
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,440
I've had a storied career.

536
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:17,039
It's long scrolls rolling out down this entire thing here.

537
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:18,640
The great hall?

538
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,840
Is that what you mean by thing?

539
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,840
Yeah, I mean, if that's what you call it here,

540
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,759
I don't like to just demean halls

541
00:28:25,759 --> 00:28:29,920
by giving them value in either size or shape

542
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,559
or grandiose-ness, which it is quite.

543
00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:33,600
Oh, very much so.

544
00:28:34,559 --> 00:28:38,880
Yes, took many a moon to finish the build on this one.

545
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,840
I'm sorry, you've got that squeaky toy

546
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,200
that you're playing with there.

547
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,680
Is that just for stress?

548
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,960
I was gonna say.

549
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:47,760
It's like a fidget.

550
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:51,920
Oh, Paul would totally have a fidget.

551
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,280
He's sitting there with a fidget spinner

552
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:53,840
and just like meh.

553
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,200
Yes.

554
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,960
So, Your Highness, we have a question for you.

555
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,160
Fire, shoot.

556
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:00,800
You know how.

557
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,360
Is it about how great my mullet is?

558
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,080
Well, that was gonna be our second question.

559
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,720
That was more of a comment than a question.

560
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:09,920
Thank you.

561
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,279
Yeah, fantastic.

562
00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:13,759
The music sounds really good, too.

563
00:29:13,759 --> 00:29:14,079
I mean.

564
00:29:14,079 --> 00:29:16,960
Well, it keeps it flowing, if you know what I'm saying.

565
00:29:17,519 --> 00:29:18,400
The mullet?

566
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:18,880
Yes.

567
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:19,380
Okay.

568
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,480
What we're curious about is,

569
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,079
so you know of this situation in the world.

570
00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:26,579
Yes.

571
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:32,319
And how we are in possession of a god.

572
00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:32,819
What?

573
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,279
Was that a secret, you guys?

574
00:29:35,279 --> 00:29:36,240
Well, they should have told us.

575
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,440
They told us to come here.

576
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,200
Yeah, did nobody?

577
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,759
Well, they might have told one of the others.

578
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,120
Yeah, you know what, this is day to day stuff

579
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,400
and your big picture kind of.

580
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,440
Yes, that's true.

581
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,240
I take care of the high level, all the contracts,

582
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,039
all of the pencil pushing, all that sort of stuff.

583
00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:53,600
Absolutely.

584
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,680
I don't want to miss the eyes being dotted

585
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,360
and the teeth being crossed.

586
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,320
Yes, yes.

587
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,200
That's very important.

588
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,559
So, what we're wondering is,

589
00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:10,159
is there anything real special about this island of yours?

590
00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:11,359
Yes.

591
00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:12,799
Oh, there you go with that toy again.

592
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:13,919
It's that sweet.

593
00:30:13,919 --> 00:30:14,419
I like it.

594
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,279
Would you like to give it a squeak?

595
00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:17,779
I would.

596
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,200
So close.

597
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,720
It's got a crinkle to it too.

598
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:24,000
Yeah, it's a little different depending on where you squeeze it.

599
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:24,559
Oh, yeah.

600
00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:25,059
Okay.

601
00:30:25,599 --> 00:30:26,639
I'm just going to hold on to it.

602
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,399
So, we're just wondering if there's something

603
00:30:30,399 --> 00:30:33,599
maybe magical on this island that could help.

604
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:34,099
Yes.

605
00:30:35,359 --> 00:30:36,319
A quest, right?

606
00:30:36,319 --> 00:30:37,200
That's what we're looking for.

607
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:37,919
Yeah.

608
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:43,599
Yeah, like is there a very wise old woman

609
00:30:43,599 --> 00:30:45,839
who lives in the woods that might have knowledge

610
00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:48,240
or someone mentioned a magic fruit?

611
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:52,240
Yeah, maybe something that excels at waking people from comas.

612
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:52,720
Yes.

613
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,759
Yeah, something like that.

614
00:30:53,759 --> 00:30:55,279
A restorative power.

615
00:30:55,279 --> 00:30:55,779
Yes.

616
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,319
Yes, to all things things.

617
00:30:58,319 --> 00:31:00,480
Yes, those all sound like great things, don't they?

618
00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:05,360
Could I ask an, let's say, related but different question?

619
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:11,360
When we were coming here, I feel like we were told

620
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,599
we were looking for a town council.

621
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,880
And yet when we arrive, it's you, Your Majesty.

622
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,640
It's a king that seems sort of a different form of governance.

623
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,279
And I just...

624
00:31:24,319 --> 00:31:27,519
Well, the rest of the council is out.

625
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,559
So wait, you're a member of the council, even though you're the king?

626
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:36,160
Yes, we are the king's council.

627
00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:39,839
The king is, of course, in charge of the council.

628
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,039
Right.

629
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:43,759
Oh, so then you don't even need quorum to make decisions.

630
00:31:43,759 --> 00:31:45,119
You can just do it all yourself.

631
00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:46,000
Sure, of course.

632
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,200
Yes, I make decisions all the time with no repercussions at all.

633
00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:56,880
We made it to the middle.

634
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:02,880
That's where we will sing some jewel and everybody joins in

635
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:08,000
because it's three o'clock and there's a thing on the phone.

636
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,920
That's not the words.

637
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,440
Schmo.

638
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:12,400
No, I'm pretty sure that's the words.

639
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,600
I'm already home.

640
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,720
There's a thing on the phone.

641
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,319
She was quite known for her lyrics.

642
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,400
She's a poet, you know.

643
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,000
Didn't know it.

644
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,120
Three o'clock thing on the phone.

645
00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:25,920
They said sing jewel and then nobody sang.

646
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,840
It was just silence that you heard.

647
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,680
You said sing jewel.

648
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,180
Did I?

649
00:32:31,759 --> 00:32:35,680
You said sing jewel and then you did it and it was so lovely.

650
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:40,000
That's, guys, a little peek into behind the curtain,

651
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,759
mine and Russ's marriage here.

652
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:44,960
Sings like that to me every night, the only way I can go to sleep.

653
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:49,759
You're already asleep.

654
00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:54,240
So those nights when you leave before we're technically 100%

655
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,559
finished to go to sleep after the record,

656
00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:58,799
Russ then hustles up sweet lullabies.

657
00:32:58,799 --> 00:33:00,640
My bedtime routine is quite extensive.

658
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,079
So yeah, by the time.

659
00:33:02,079 --> 00:33:04,799
30 minutes and I'm right on time.

660
00:33:04,799 --> 00:33:06,799
Then just you're ready for the lullaby.

661
00:33:06,799 --> 00:33:07,440
That's perfect.

662
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,000
Or I also have it recorded if need be.

663
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,240
In every episode.

664
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,680
But I mean, you can't beat the light.

665
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,880
You can't beat the energy.

666
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,920
It's different every hour.

667
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,480
If you know this about rest, but when he sings lyrics,

668
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,960
it is almost never the same twice.

669
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:26,799
So it's he also where you miss part of it because this is an audio medium,

670
00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:28,000
but he does make quite a face.

671
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,720
He does.

672
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,120
Yeah.

673
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,440
Well, that's singing, particularly the jewel.

674
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,640
I've never noticed it before.

675
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,120
But with the jewel, there's really a face.

676
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:36,559
Jewel's got the vibe.

677
00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:39,440
Yeah, you got to get the like that you got to pull it.

678
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,200
And then it then it then it just all comes.

679
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:49,519
We're not something other than singing bad jewel is that all the great folks

680
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:53,759
over in our discord who are helping out with the Dungeon's wiki.

681
00:33:53,759 --> 00:33:54,240
That's right.

682
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,000
Did you know there was a Dungeon's wiki?

683
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:57,840
I forgot.

684
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,559
It's so crazy.

685
00:33:58,559 --> 00:33:58,960
You know what?

686
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,640
I was thinking the other day, man, I wish there was some place I could go

687
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:07,519
other than my mind palace to figure out what should I've done.

688
00:34:07,519 --> 00:34:08,720
Who is that person?

689
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,520
I would like to, for myself, look it up.

690
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:17,760
What if they make this wiki really good and then we become good at D&D?

691
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,800
I think that's the key.

692
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,960
It's all coming full circle.

693
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,840
We can remember all the stuff because it's so complicated.

694
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,760
We need your help to be better.

695
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,240
And I mean, this is not the first call to action we've put out

696
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:32,800
that sounds like this, but if you are interested.

697
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,760
Hold on first, first, first, let's thank the people who are doing it

698
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,760
of their own free will and volition.

699
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,480
It's only a few people who are breaking their backs on this.

700
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,400
Kat, Waterflame, thank you.

701
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:46,320
You came in and started it some time ago, but that's totally cool.

702
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:46,960
You started that.

703
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,720
You started the ball rolling.

704
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:56,720
Kaloshi in our discord at Kaloshi came in and started adding to it, piling on.

705
00:34:56,720 --> 00:35:02,320
And then just just last night, Sir Leon pops into the discourse like

706
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:06,240
wild Sir Leon appeared because that's because he's a Pokemon like that.

707
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,320
And then immediately was like, is this the official one?

708
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,360
I'm adding stuff.

709
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,320
Here's questions.

710
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,160
So many questions.

711
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:18,240
I will answer every single question you have to make this thing good,

712
00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,800
but I cannot for the life of me, write it down.

713
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,800
There's a mental block in my brain that as soon as I sit down to write it down,

714
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:27,280
it's gone.

715
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:31,040
But if there's a question there, I have it there for you.

716
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,960
Dysgraphia, that's what it's got.

717
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,000
Okay, perfect.

718
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,200
It's clinical.

719
00:35:35,199 --> 00:35:36,159
It's a thing.

720
00:35:36,159 --> 00:35:38,799
Also check out betterhelp.com.

721
00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:41,599
Better Help cannot help you with dysgraphia.

722
00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:43,359
Just throw that out there.

723
00:35:43,359 --> 00:35:44,000
Fair enough.

724
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,559
I thought there was an catch up.

725
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:50,799
But now back to we want to help those three people specifically.

726
00:35:50,799 --> 00:35:51,359
Amy Goh.

727
00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:52,000
Oh, okay.

728
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:58,879
So if you know anything about our podcast that we ourselves likely forgot.

729
00:35:58,879 --> 00:36:00,319
Spoiler, that's everything.

730
00:36:00,319 --> 00:36:02,079
Head on over to Discord.

731
00:36:03,199 --> 00:36:04,319
Link is in the description.

732
00:36:05,199 --> 00:36:06,639
And join us there.

733
00:36:06,639 --> 00:36:12,159
And not only will you meet just a literal buttload of awesome people.

734
00:36:12,159 --> 00:36:13,839
That's like maybe a metric buttload.

735
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:14,559
That's Canadian.

736
00:36:14,559 --> 00:36:15,119
Yeah.

737
00:36:15,119 --> 00:36:17,119
Of people that are really awesome.

738
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:21,039
But you could also maybe hop on that wiki.

739
00:36:21,039 --> 00:36:22,719
We got a channel for it.

740
00:36:23,759 --> 00:36:24,159
Sort of.

741
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,439
We will.

742
00:36:25,439 --> 00:36:27,039
By the time this is, it's there now.

743
00:36:27,039 --> 00:36:29,839
Just go in and start screaming, where the wiki at?

744
00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:31,599
And then someone will point you in the right direction.

745
00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:34,799
If someone could come and go wiki wiki wah, that'd be great.

746
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:35,840
Could it be wiki wiki wah?

747
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,000
Like you did with the TikTok one?

748
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,960
Yeah, yeah, sure.

749
00:36:39,519 --> 00:36:41,440
We'll probably need to wait for a gook hang.

750
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,320
That was a gook hang.

751
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,120
People created.

752
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:43,680
That's right.

753
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,560
Listener created.

754
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,519
TikTok, don't stop.

755
00:36:45,519 --> 00:36:47,200
DJ, blow my records up.

756
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,120
Really long interlude to say, please help us be better.

757
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:51,620
Thank you.

758
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,320
That's all.

759
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,360
Huge thanks to the people who are already doing it.

760
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,240
Again, unprompted of their own free will.

761
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,560
If you have any knowledge in there, we would love for you to come

762
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,599
join them and greatly appreciate it.

763
00:37:07,599 --> 00:37:10,480
From the bottom of our cold Canadian hearts,

764
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,400
because it's so cold in the winter up here,

765
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,880
not because we're mean or something like that,

766
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,159
but just because we're cold.

767
00:37:16,159 --> 00:37:16,659
Sure.

768
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:18,719
We would thank you.

769
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,079
And that's the end of the middle.

770
00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:21,599
Can you take us out?

771
00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:24,799
I know you love me and.

772
00:37:24,799 --> 00:37:25,840
Wow, that's really like.

773
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,360
It's 3 a.m.

774
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,960
That's Matchbox 20.

775
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,799
I'm so cold.

776
00:37:30,799 --> 00:37:32,000
That's Matchbox 20.

777
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,079
And something else.

778
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:36,719
It's a mashup.

779
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:37,840
It's very hip for us.

780
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,840
The Jewel Matchbox 20 mashup.

781
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,840
We were all waiting for.

782
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,760
But you know what?

783
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,320
You love it.

784
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,199
OK, bye, everybody.

785
00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:53,280
Yes, I make decisions all the time with no repercussions at all.

786
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:55,920
OK, I was just curious.

787
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,559
Sorry, my curiosity just a little bit got the better of me.

788
00:37:58,559 --> 00:38:01,920
But anyway, back to like the magic fruit or the secret pond.

789
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:03,840
Wise old hag.

790
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:04,480
Wise woman.

791
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,159
Where do we like?

792
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,920
Which of those do you have?

793
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,800
What's the most powerful and what direction?

794
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,000
OK, I know we need to save some.

795
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:19,519
I know of a couple couple people who might be able to help.

796
00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:26,400
OK, they don't like to come into town.

797
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,400
I mean, they came into town when you guys came in here,

798
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,240
but they don't like to come into town too often anymore.

799
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:31,840
For reasons.

800
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,600
I don't I don't know what reasons,

801
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,800
but they live just like outside of town.

802
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,640
What do these people?

803
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,560
What do they do?

804
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,920
Do they have names?

805
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,040
Well, they're part of the council.

806
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:47,200
Oh, OK, but they don't like to come into town.

807
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,680
Well, I mean, that's why the king takes care of

808
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,360
most of the kingly duties of the king's council, obviously.

809
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,160
But yeah, Elia 900, they don't like to come in here very often.

810
00:38:56,159 --> 00:39:03,279
And so, I mean, yes, Elia 900 are their names and they are.

811
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:10,239
They know a lot about this island because they they go out into the world.

812
00:39:11,039 --> 00:39:12,559
They didn't they wanted to.

813
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,519
If there's a magic fruit, I'm sure they found it.

814
00:39:17,279 --> 00:39:18,319
And hidden it from me.

815
00:39:19,839 --> 00:39:24,239
Oh, OK, well, I got so many questions that seems disloyal.

816
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,240
You know, there's a little bit of backstory

817
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,440
that you probably don't have about me.

818
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:33,760
Opalite Brightcliffs here to Baxi Bard and I am.

819
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,600
You go to Patreon.com

820
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,720
You can find out all about Opalite Brightcliffs.

821
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:44,400
But after all of that lovely story that you're going to go find out about,

822
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:51,280
they brought him here because I was concerned about obviously

823
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,680
a family and needing to be safe.

824
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,000
And they didn't have any.

825
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,400
So I brought them along out of the goodness of my heart

826
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,000
and made them council after, of course,

827
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:11,280
I found out that my father had passed in my absence

828
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,880
and just kind of inherited the kingly duties.

829
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:19,600
And they found me insufferable, I think, as a word that Night Hunter used,

830
00:40:19,599 --> 00:40:21,039
which was a very big word for her.

831
00:40:24,159 --> 00:40:25,279
She's been getting better.

832
00:40:25,279 --> 00:40:32,480
Anyways, long story short, Ili and Night Hunter likely have groves of magic fruit trees.

833
00:40:33,679 --> 00:40:35,440
That are secret from you.

834
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,480
That are secret from me.

835
00:40:38,319 --> 00:40:41,920
OK, I mean, again, that seems really rude considering you saved them.

836
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,279
And you're the king.

837
00:40:43,279 --> 00:40:47,920
I assume by bringing them here and you're the king and you seem very nice and obviously

838
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:48,720
super handsome.

839
00:40:48,720 --> 00:40:51,280
Look at all these you're a pirate in this one.

840
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,079
Are you a chef?

841
00:40:52,079 --> 00:40:52,480
Yes.

842
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,000
Are you a gnoll in this one?

843
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,320
I am a gnoll in that one.

844
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:58,800
Oh, you did it.

845
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,000
Hey, good job, Sully, right?

846
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:02,480
Yes.

847
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:02,880
Good.

848
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:03,519
Good work.

849
00:41:03,519 --> 00:41:04,240
Thanks, you guys.

850
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:11,599
So where I guess where would we go to find these folks?

851
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,039
Should I take you?

852
00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:15,440
Are you allowed out?

853
00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:16,720
I'm the king.

854
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,079
I'm allowed to go out anywhere.

855
00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:20,480
But I mean, your life is so sacred.

856
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,360
I'm not doing anything.

857
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:26,639
Let me just go wrap up a few leather pieces of paperwork here and we'll be out on our way.

858
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,079
OK.

859
00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:29,599
I mean, that's very generous of you.

860
00:41:29,599 --> 00:41:33,360
Is it dangerous for all the council members to be in one place at a time?

861
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,280
Well, we've got to watch out for the loose fire.

862
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:36,480
But other than that.

863
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,480
Sorry, the loose fire?

864
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,360
Yeah, loose fire.

865
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,840
Is that just what it sounds like?

866
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,760
Well, this is a very magical place and fire just springs freely.

867
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:48,960
Oh.

868
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,120
From locations.

869
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:51,680
OK, yeah.

870
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:52,240
OK.

871
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:52,960
Well, I mean.

872
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,640
I will show you where all the loose fire is.

873
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:58,720
Or keep us away from the loose fire.

874
00:41:58,720 --> 00:41:59,840
Paperwork, I'm doing it.

875
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:01,200
OK.

876
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,280
So we ditch this guy as soon as we can, right?

877
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,480
Because I mean like.

878
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:06,960
I mean.

879
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:08,480
Yeah, I think that's the way to go.

880
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,400
Like, wow.

881
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,640
It's an unorthodox ruling style.

882
00:42:12,639 --> 00:42:13,440
I haven't seen.

883
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,559
We haven't seen anything like this, I don't think, in any of our travels.

884
00:42:16,559 --> 00:42:22,480
Just quite a decentralized power, but also very centralized power.

885
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,599
I'm not sure.

886
00:42:23,599 --> 00:42:27,839
I have a feeling like the council members just kind of watch the king

887
00:42:27,839 --> 00:42:31,599
and make sure he doesn't like fuck shit up and stuff.

888
00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:33,119
Yeah, I got that impression, too.

889
00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:38,319
Kind of like how Calacrist was like, you know, keeping tabs on her bros.

890
00:42:38,319 --> 00:42:39,199
Yeah.

891
00:42:39,199 --> 00:42:41,679
Yeah, that's a good parallel to draw.

892
00:42:41,679 --> 00:42:44,000
OK, I get all my paperwork ready.

893
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:44,319
Sure.

894
00:42:44,319 --> 00:42:45,519
Is it a long journey?

895
00:42:45,519 --> 00:42:47,199
Do we need more supplies?

896
00:42:47,199 --> 00:42:48,079
I brought my backpack.

897
00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:52,480
But that's just more for costume changes than anything.

898
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,199
Of course.

899
00:42:53,199 --> 00:42:55,759
Yeah, it does look like you're going on safari or something.

900
00:42:55,759 --> 00:42:58,719
Do we need to be similarly outfitted?

901
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,079
Or this is just because the pith helmet is very.

902
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:03,279
It's a good look.

903
00:43:03,279 --> 00:43:03,839
Thank you.

904
00:43:03,839 --> 00:43:05,039
Are those cargo pants?

905
00:43:05,759 --> 00:43:10,079
Well, you can store more things in them like this red nose.

906
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,440
And this cat ears here.

907
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,559
You can try these ones on.

908
00:43:15,119 --> 00:43:18,319
Hey, are those both pants and shorts?

909
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,599
Oh, do they have the zipper in the middle?

910
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:22,159
You bet.

911
00:43:22,159 --> 00:43:23,840
Oh, wow, you're ready for anything.

912
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,519
Well, you got to be ready for all occasions

913
00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:28,960
because it's a cool morning, but it's going to be a hot afternoon.

914
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,639
So you're like one of those.

915
00:43:30,639 --> 00:43:33,599
You're not just one of those kings who just sits up on the throne

916
00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:36,319
and is like, whatever, you get in there.

917
00:43:36,319 --> 00:43:37,440
Get in the mix.

918
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,559
That's what they say.

919
00:43:38,559 --> 00:43:40,559
King Opalite Brightcliffs gets in the mix.

920
00:43:41,279 --> 00:43:42,880
Doesn't hide behind cloaks.

921
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,440
Doesn't hide behind trees.

922
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,199
Doesn't hide behind his friends.

923
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:48,960
Gets in it.

924
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,400
Can you run through that slogan one more time?

925
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,440
I like to take notes.

926
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,840
Gets in it.

927
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,559
Oh, that was it.

928
00:43:56,559 --> 00:43:58,719
OK, yeah, I think that was the just of it.

929
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,199
I mean, those were other things that people other people said.

930
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,880
There's a lot of definitely doesn't do these things.

931
00:44:05,519 --> 00:44:10,160
Oh, do you think she's out of the tent?

932
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,320
Should we go in?

933
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,160
I don't want to be stuck in the tent in there with her.

934
00:44:15,039 --> 00:44:17,840
Well, no, it's that's too awkward.

935
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:19,039
Can you poke your head?

936
00:44:19,039 --> 00:44:19,760
I poke your head.

937
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,400
OK, OK.

938
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:22,800
Hello.

939
00:44:23,519 --> 00:44:24,320
Yenball?

940
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,760
Yeah, is there a.

941
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,240
Get in here.

942
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:26,880
I need your help.

943
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,440
Oh, OK, I'm going in.

944
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:34,000
OK, so you need this one, Flint.

945
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:39,280
I had a little thing earlier where, like, he opened his eyes.

946
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:40,960
Oh, that's.

947
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,079
But then that's good.

948
00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:47,119
But then shut his eyes again and hasn't really moved since then.

949
00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:48,000
Yenball, is it?

950
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:49,679
Can I come in?

951
00:44:50,639 --> 00:44:51,599
Come in, come in.

952
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:54,320
Something is going on with your friend.

953
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:54,719
Really?

954
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:54,960
What?

955
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:55,360
Thea.

956
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:55,679
Yeah.

957
00:44:55,679 --> 00:45:00,559
So with Flint, there was he he like opened his eyes earlier,

958
00:45:00,559 --> 00:45:01,760
but then that was it.

959
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,960
Just right back to sleep.

960
00:45:03,599 --> 00:45:05,920
OK, but I mean, that's more than he's done.

961
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,920
And like, what is time?

962
00:45:08,559 --> 00:45:09,519
OK, so.

963
00:45:11,199 --> 00:45:12,400
Did he say anything?

964
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:17,760
Nope, just seemed like kind of a gasp for for breath.

965
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,280
And then right back to coma land.

966
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:22,960
You don't need to make it sound so whimsical.

967
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,559
Oh, I mean, it is not, I don't think.

968
00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:28,480
OK, well, I feel like this is a good sign.

969
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,159
So I think so.

970
00:45:30,159 --> 00:45:31,360
I mean, change is good.

971
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:32,320
It's better than just.

972
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,160
What about where are we at in the scaly department?

973
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,640
Still a lot about the same as it was before.

974
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,400
So, you know, almost completely all over him.

975
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:45,120
Right.

976
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,680
I stopped checking once it got to the shorts area.

977
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:49,599
Yeah, fair enough.

978
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:51,599
Flint is for sure wearing shorts.

979
00:45:51,599 --> 00:45:52,099
Right.

980
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:58,800
I mean, I mean, I mean, he is in shorts

981
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,720
and a Hawaiian shirt.

982
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,480
If I remember correctly.

983
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,600
That was the only thing he packed when he went to Callamport.

984
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,880
So beach dwarf.

985
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:07,380
Yeah.

986
00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:12,400
Well, I mean, I'm going to take it as good news, right?

987
00:46:13,039 --> 00:46:15,519
Yes, I think we have to see this as good news.

988
00:46:15,519 --> 00:46:18,880
What should we do?

989
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,080
Well, I mean, no one's done it yet.

990
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,440
Probably sign his shorts.

991
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,240
If he had broken bones, we'd be signing casts all over the place.

992
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,040
Oh, I see what you mean.

993
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:29,760
OK, yeah.

994
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,800
But like, what else could we do that's more constructive?

995
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:35,920
Oh, like helpful.

996
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:36,880
Oh, God, I don't know.

997
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:37,200
Yeah.

998
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,800
Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.

999
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:39,300
Tell Gare.

1000
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,680
What about if we got one of those

1001
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,560
pens special for cloth with the puffy?

1002
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:47,840
Puffy paint.

1003
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:49,780
Yes.

1004
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,000
I think that could work.

1005
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:55,920
If we're going to sign his shorts.

1006
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:56,740
Yeah.

1007
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,800
Was not following at all.

1008
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:05,920
You know what?

1009
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,800
Because we were used to Yenbul making a joke.

1010
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:14,000
It landed weird and I loved every second of it.

1011
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,160
I don't know that Yenbul was making a joke.

1012
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,320
I think Yenbul might have been being earnest.

1013
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:22,720
Listen, I don't know.

1014
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:28,320
I feel like I failed him.

1015
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,920
The one thing that could help.

1016
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,040
We didn't do.

1017
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,480
And now we are on this island.

1018
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:47,200
We are literally on an island that is an island in this crazy orcas world.

1019
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,440
And I don't know if we're ever going to get him back.

1020
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:55,280
Well, first of all, you did not fail him.

1021
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:55,840
He is here.

1022
00:47:56,559 --> 00:47:57,599
We are all here.

1023
00:47:57,599 --> 00:48:03,679
He's still alive for, you know, in maybe not in spirit currently,

1024
00:48:03,679 --> 00:48:05,760
but physically he's still there.

1025
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:11,840
And everyone would be undead army if we weren't here.

1026
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:13,760
So you have failed to nothing.

1027
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,679
It begins to get warm in the tent.

1028
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,880
And brighter.

1029
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:32,559
And the four of you turn and the couple others tending to some other less wounded people

1030
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:40,159
turn and begin to see this huge glowing aura coming directly from Bachman

1031
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:46,000
who begins levitating from his bed.

1032
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,920
Well, I mean, that's new.

1033
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:50,079
That's got to be a good sign.

1034
00:48:50,079 --> 00:48:51,280
Yes, that's must be good.

1035
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:51,840
We should go.

1036
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,280
We should go get that dragon lady.

1037
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:05,200
We cut to a very quaint cottage just out like just outside the city.

1038
00:49:07,119 --> 00:49:10,720
Opalite breaklists has led Mooklim and Sully to this.

1039
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,639
Well, we're here.

1040
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:14,800
I'll go knock on the door.

1041
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,160
They don't like they don't take kindly to strangers.

1042
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,160
So I should probably be the first one that they see.

1043
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:20,480
Okay.

1044
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:21,760
I mean, it's your counsel.

1045
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,200
So, you know, of course, I do.

1046
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,240
Yes, as the old saying goes, kings lead the way.

1047
00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,680
Oh, I like that saying.

1048
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:28,080
That's good.

1049
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:28,640
Here we go.

1050
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,680
He hops over the gate.

1051
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:34,400
That's that's there kind of just side steps through the path.

1052
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,600
Just watch my foot.

1053
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,039
Watch where my feet go.

1054
00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:38,800
This is how you want to walk through.

1055
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:39,120
Okay.

1056
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:41,440
Anybody else think this is booby trapped?

1057
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,680
I'm just going to we should just wait.

1058
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,560
We'll just wait at the gate.

1059
00:49:45,119 --> 00:49:45,920
Just wait there.

1060
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,799
I'll bring them out.

1061
00:49:46,799 --> 00:49:47,119
Yeah.

1062
00:49:47,119 --> 00:49:48,159
He knocks on the door.

1063
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,039
This is probably a trap, right?

1064
00:49:51,039 --> 00:49:52,799
Oh, this definitely feels like a trap.

1065
00:49:52,799 --> 00:49:53,299
Okay.

1066
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:55,759
The door creaks open.

1067
00:49:56,559 --> 00:49:57,119
Night hunter.

1068
00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:57,840
Good to see you again.

1069
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,880
I know it's been a couple days.

1070
00:49:59,519 --> 00:50:00,719
Got some friends here.

1071
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:06,639
Would love to ask you some questions about some fruit and a quest.

1072
00:50:07,759 --> 00:50:09,440
Has it only been a couple days?

1073
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,000
I feel like you were here 45 minutes ago.

1074
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:14,480
Yeah, I see.

1075
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,400
Well, I might have been.

1076
00:50:19,199 --> 00:50:20,239
But is Elia here too?

1077
00:50:21,199 --> 00:50:23,440
We should probably bring her along.

1078
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,000
Night hunter.

1079
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:24,480
Who is it?

1080
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,440
Oh, Elia.

1081
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:25,940
Why?

1082
00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:26,480
Hey, Elia.

1083
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,119
Is it the nice...

1084
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:29,280
Yeah, long time no see.

1085
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:30,880
Yeah, you could have gotten up to this one.

1086
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,760
Hi.

1087
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,639
Oh, Paul.

1088
00:50:32,639 --> 00:50:33,360
It's um...

1089
00:50:35,679 --> 00:50:36,159
Hi.

1090
00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:36,719
Hi.

1091
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:37,599
You're looking for...

1092
00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:38,400
He needs fruit?

1093
00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:40,400
No, it's just any fruit.

1094
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:40,880
Tell him.

1095
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:41,920
Magic fruit, right?

1096
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,000
Oh, who are you yelling at?

1097
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,280
The people.

1098
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:45,920
Hello.

1099
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,440
Oh, you brought some friends.

1100
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:47,920
I did.

1101
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:52,159
And I told them that you knew everything about all of the fruit on the island.

1102
00:50:52,159 --> 00:50:53,119
Especially the magic ones.

1103
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:54,079
What?

1104
00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:55,599
I'm not...

1105
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:01,519
Elia, remember what we...

1106
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:08,240
We just had a conversation about this and always helping him.

1107
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,519
And the co-dependence that comes with...

1108
00:51:11,519 --> 00:51:16,800
It's not fair that he just shows up and expects us to find magical fruit or supply a quest.

1109
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,239
Boundaries is what we need.

1110
00:51:21,199 --> 00:51:24,079
Opal just turned and giving the thumbs up to Mooklim and Sully.

1111
00:51:24,079 --> 00:51:25,280
Like, this is going...

1112
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,559
This is going well.

1113
00:51:26,559 --> 00:51:27,199
This is going well.

1114
00:51:27,199 --> 00:51:28,320
We'll get you your fruit.

1115
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,239
Guys, this doesn't look like it's going well.

1116
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,719
I don't think he's getting the job done here, guys.

1117
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,039
King Opal, is it...

1118
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:36,559
Should we...

1119
00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:37,360
Hello?

1120
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:37,599
Hi.

1121
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,480
Should we come over or do you...

1122
00:51:41,039 --> 00:51:42,639
We're looking for some magic fruit?

1123
00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:45,199
Just one...

1124
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:46,880
One minute, please.

1125
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,400
Opal, you cannot come here.

1126
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:50,800
Why not?

1127
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:51,280
Every...

1128
00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:52,240
Every...

1129
00:51:53,679 --> 00:51:55,840
Like, nine times a day.

1130
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:00,320
Okay, but we're only up to seven, I think.

1131
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:02,079
It is noon.

1132
00:52:03,039 --> 00:52:05,119
Okay, well, I won't come two more times.

1133
00:52:06,639 --> 00:52:07,840
Okay, okay, well...

1134
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,519
I guess that's something.

1135
00:52:11,519 --> 00:52:13,920
Hmm, yeah, because we'll all be together.

1136
00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:16,800
Going on this mission.

1137
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,760
And what mission is that?

1138
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,600
To find the magic fruit, Elia.

1139
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,200
Like the good old days.

1140
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,320
Why do we need magic fruit?

1141
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,640
Tracking down dragons.

1142
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,440
Going to cake making contests.

1143
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:34,079
Going to stop Little Red Riding Hood

1144
00:52:34,159 --> 00:52:39,519
and seven dwarves and somebody else who disappeared.

1145
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,880
Yes, those were good times, but...

1146
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:43,599
Why fruit?

1147
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,960
Well, because they said they needed fruit that was magic

1148
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,519
to save some old dude in a tent who they say is a god.

1149
00:52:51,519 --> 00:52:53,840
I can't help overhear his explanation

1150
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:59,840
and it's not quite right as Moot's like gingerly walking through the...

1151
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:00,960
Step where I step, bud.

1152
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,799
Step to the left.

1153
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:05,120
They sound kind of reasonable.

1154
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,080
Maybe we'll talk to them.

1155
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:08,560
He has not ever brought people here, so...

1156
00:53:09,519 --> 00:53:10,080
That's true.

1157
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:11,280
Perhaps we could just...

1158
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,480
Okay, come just one moment.

1159
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:20,160
And Elia disengages the traps in the pathway.

1160
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,720
A remote switch in the door.

1161
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:23,220
Obviously.

1162
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:27,039
Yes, yes, come in.

1163
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:32,160
Okay, so I overheard a little bit of the exchange there

1164
00:53:32,159 --> 00:53:35,679
and there's a few key details that are missing

1165
00:53:36,559 --> 00:53:42,639
that the gracious king here missed in his relaying the story.

1166
00:53:44,079 --> 00:53:49,920
Basically, we have some friends who are comatose,

1167
00:53:51,039 --> 00:53:52,399
one of which is a god,

1168
00:53:53,119 --> 00:53:57,679
and we need any sort of help you can give us in order to heal them.

1169
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:01,440
We fade out on this conversation as the door closes

1170
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,079
and everybody goes in to discuss all of the details

1171
00:54:04,079 --> 00:54:06,720
that Opal Lightbrite Cliffs has fucked up.

1172
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:34,160
Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2 Episode 104

1173
00:54:34,159 --> 00:54:37,759
Starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia and Sullivan Sleight.

1174
00:54:37,759 --> 00:54:40,319
Carla Maxted as Yimbel Nury and Glim.

1175
00:54:40,319 --> 00:54:42,319
Tom Laird as Tulgear Heavyfoot.

1176
00:54:42,319 --> 00:54:44,079
Flint Firebeard and Moot.

1177
00:54:44,079 --> 00:54:46,399
And Russ More as your Dungeon Master.

1178
00:54:46,399 --> 00:54:49,119
Editing, production, and sound design by Russ More.

1179
00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:51,519
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

1180
00:54:51,519 --> 00:54:55,519
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library, and Sound Ideas.

1181
00:54:55,519 --> 00:54:57,839
A huge thank you to our supporting producers.

1182
00:54:57,839 --> 00:55:00,719
Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Kat Waterflame,

1183
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:03,119
Daryleth, Jacob Madden, Devin Michaels,

1184
00:55:03,119 --> 00:55:05,920
Christian Brown, Aaron Stevens, Lulahan,

1185
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,079
Sharlee Warley, and Craig Zeiss.

1186
00:55:08,079 --> 00:55:10,960
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1187
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:14,239
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1188
00:55:14,239 --> 00:55:16,079
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1189
00:55:16,079 --> 00:55:20,239
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1190
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:24,239
You can also follow us at facebook.com slash dumbdragonpodcast

1191
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:27,279
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1192
00:55:27,279 --> 00:55:28,480
Thank you for listening.

1193
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,519
Have a great week.

1194
00:55:29,519 --> 00:55:30,639
We'll talk again soon.

1195
00:55:31,279 --> 00:55:34,319
Russ is like four fucking things written down on his piece of paper.

1196
00:55:34,319 --> 00:55:37,440
He doesn't know what the hell is going on this episode.

1197
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:38,639
They're very important things that I've written down.

1198
00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:40,079
There are nine characters, Amy.

1199
00:55:40,079 --> 00:55:41,039
I don't have to plan it.

1200
00:55:43,199 --> 00:55:45,759
All I have to do is say who's in a room and there's a scene.

1201
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:49,519
Are you ashamed of yourself right now?

1202
00:55:49,519 --> 00:55:50,239
No.

1203
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:51,039
Shameless.

1204
00:55:53,359 --> 00:55:53,859
What?

1205
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:54,739
What?

1206
00:55:56,159 --> 00:55:58,319
Interesting name of a town that you've picked.

1207
00:55:58,400 --> 00:55:59,039
Yes.

1208
00:55:59,039 --> 00:56:00,000
So random.

1209
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,440
I've never heard it before.

1210
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:02,640
I don't know what you're talking about.

1211
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,559
Apparently, I only have four things written down.

1212
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:09,039
You guys are just momming it with like cold cloths.

1213
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,080
Cold compress for the wind.

1214
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,280
They also just want to feel like they're doing something.

1215
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:19,760
Everybody just make sure you press the back of your hand

1216
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,000
to their forehead every once in a while to see how it is.

1217
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,960
Exactly.

1218
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,920
Hold a mirror up under their nose just to make sure.

1219
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:31,039
Also, if you could steer me to your intern memorial wall.

1220
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,920
How do you know about the intern memorial wall?

1221
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,599
I've just heard of such things before.

1222
00:56:38,639 --> 00:56:43,200
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.